OK so i had two askers for pics from Perfect Parents (2007), so i capped David as a priest in Catholic church here in the UK. 9 pics total under the cut. Click for biggerness.
Have, take, drool, enjoy. I'm not trying to be irreverent to religion, so don't take the captions seriously. I'm just having a larf. (says the person going to church in the morning for Easter, yes) Here goes:

Gi' us a kiss, Chris.

Damn this school headmistress nun person needs a damn good shag. Yes.

Pay me money and I'll get your kids into a good school, yes.

Is that all you're going to pay me? My services are worth more!

Eat this wafer, its just pretend 'flesh.'

What, you dont like my priest costume?

Oh, stop blackmailing me, its costing this parish a fortune!

Oh shit, he's gonna hit me!

Damn ketchup's running down my chin!
Have, take, drool, enjoy. I'm not trying to be irreverent to religion, so don't take the captions seriously. I'm just having a larf. (says the person going to church in the morning for Easter, yes) Here goes:
Gi' us a kiss, Chris.
Damn this school headmistress nun person needs a damn good shag. Yes.
Pay me money and I'll get your kids into a good school, yes.
Is that all you're going to pay me? My services are worth more!
Eat this wafer, its just pretend 'flesh.'
What, you dont like my priest costume?
Oh, stop blackmailing me, its costing this parish a fortune!
Oh shit, he's gonna hit me!
Damn ketchup's running down my chin!
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ahem,nice picspam i mean. XD
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I cant WAIT to ogle him in July/August/whenever i get tickets for it. I will be buying them on payday as we can't afford it til then.
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there's just something about British actors that makes them look good w/age. like fine wine,or something like that..... XD
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His vintage is a fine one, and I'd happily shag him right now today as much as I would have when he was playing Hamlet back in 66.
Yes. Mmm.
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I like the last one especially. Just to make me sound even more twisted, besides my priest fetish I've also got this thing about characters who at one point or another have their face smeared with their own blood. Long story as to why. I should probably be quiet before you ban me from your journal for being too damn weird. I also love the first and the second-to-last.
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Not twisted at all, much welcomed company. We can squee together, yes.
Oh god, i think David's hawt, i'll think he's hawt for eternity, yes. I'd shag him at age 65 in an instant without a second thought. He *does* it for me, and I just dont know what 'it' is or how to articulate it, but oh yes. *thud* indeed.
(his priest was a paedophile, so eeww. But he played it with dignity, yes. god i cant wait to see him at RSC)
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I thought I was alone with this but it's good to know I'm not :p Once my screencap program gets working again I'm going to picspam my favourite bloodied character faces and priests of questionable morals a bit, in honour of this whole thing.
And I don't have anything else to add about why David is hawt, either, he just is, and it's hard to explain just why ;) Sometimes I don't know whether he should be aware of conversations like these or not, because it could either build up his confidence or make him put a restraining order on us. :p
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I find his remarks in the 60s and 70s to be depressing, where he says he's no beauty. He *IS*, damnit!
Picspams of bloodied faces and dodgy priests are teh lub. Yes :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOEmP1NWcWY
Lovejoy gets his head put through a pane of glass - ie why his head is so bloodied when the boat splits in half.
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