posted by
leoniedelt at 05:34pm on 25/10/2007 under grammar police
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We went shopping this morning/afternoon for various things, a haircut for pumpkin, a visit to the dentist, etc. I just read my receipt. Honest to god i wonder how people ever made it out of secondary school making these kinds of mistakes...
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WHY do people sprinkle apostrophes like so much confetti ??
Its like 'ooh look, it ends in S, it must need one of those little things beside it...'
Okay fair enough, i leave them out when i'm typing. I can't be bothered with contractions most of the time though sometimes i remember. I dont bother with youre and dont and cant and its. But frankly, typing them without the appropriate punctuation looks better than tossing apostrophes around just to make yourself look more intelligent. If you're gonna use em, use em PROPERLY, or dont bother - it looks stupid with them where they dont need to be. Sunday doesnt OWN anything, therefore the possessive apostrophe is incorrectly used.
*headdesk*
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WHY do people sprinkle apostrophes like so much confetti ??
Its like 'ooh look, it ends in S, it must need one of those little things beside it...'
Okay fair enough, i leave them out when i'm typing. I can't be bothered with contractions most of the time though sometimes i remember. I dont bother with youre and dont and cant and its. But frankly, typing them without the appropriate punctuation looks better than tossing apostrophes around just to make yourself look more intelligent. If you're gonna use em, use em PROPERLY, or dont bother - it looks stupid with them where they dont need to be. Sunday doesnt OWN anything, therefore the possessive apostrophe is incorrectly used.
*headdesk*
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Here's some help for the truly grammatically incapable out there...
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And you think a store of all places would have a proofreader...
They may not own anything except our contempt ;)
May I *headdesk* with you?
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Its a shop - i expect them to know the english language better than that...
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You think that's bad - I work for a publisher, and the number of freelance professional indexers that don't know their alphabet, copy editors who have the apostrophe problem, and proof readers who can apparently barely read... is staggering. I swear I spend half my time correcting grammatical errors and I work in the bloody art dept!
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People who actually don't know the rules, try and get it wrong look like total tits.
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But i'm talking about a business here - there are people paid to spot mistakes just like that on copy before it goes out, so i've no idea why that one escaped their attention.
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