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posted by [personal profile] leoniedelt at 07:45pm on 01/03/2007 under , ,
Well, maybe. I have about half of Necromonicon - Book of the Dead (1994) downloaded.

I saw a 'sex' scene. I saw David, naked or something, with a blanket from mid back to knees, as he sits with a girl, kissing her. He's in his 50s, she's so young its squicky. He kisses nice though, and his 'O' face is adorable.

Unless he has a bendi-penis, there's NO WAY they had sex sitting there, no, though the story says otherwise.

God almighty what a terrible horrible movie, from what i've seen of it. I mean B movie doesn't begin to describe it! Lots of his 90s work were b-movies. Lots of his 2000s work has been independent films, like Kiss of life, and Straight Into Darkness, both of which are low budget, but not necessarily B movies.

I made a Tron icon. I made another one but its not funny unless you've seen Tron. Hee :D

edited: I found The Choir on region 2 DVD. I may well buy, yes.

More of the Necronomicon has come down - he got burned after the ridiculously bendy sex scene and pulled his skin off, ICK. (his knees were in totally thee wrong angle for there to be real sex going on, honestly. When i can, i will cap it.)

Cheap horror flicks really dont do it for me, no. Waste of a bloody good actor IMHO.

Still. I'd shag David whether he was 25 or 65. Or any point in between. Yes. I'd love to see his 'O' face myself, first hand. And count his freckles. Even if i am young enough to be his daughter.

Funny, i found a BBC article with a mention of his American daughter Melissa (?!) - she was born in 1982, so 6 years younger than myself. And she looks like a boy. Funny though, i felt/feel much like she did about the war. People were all like 'YOUR crazy American president is doing x, y, and z' and I was like 'its not my bloody fault, i havent got a hotline to the white house, thanks very much!'
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posted by [identity profile] alawston.livejournal.com at 04:51pm on 01/03/2007
Here's another for you - late 90s Joanna Trollope adaptation, he was a vicar or something, it was called The Choir.
 
posted by [identity profile] leoniedelt.livejournal.com at 05:02pm on 01/03/2007
Been looking for it EVERYWHERE, but cant manage to place my hands on it. He has top billing on it too! *pulls out hair*
 
posted by [identity profile] leoniedelt.livejournal.com at 06:31pm on 01/03/2007
From what i can tell in that shitty downloaded copy i have, he has freckles on his shoulders.
 
posted by [identity profile] alocin42.livejournal.com at 12:18am on 02/03/2007
That man does seem to have been in a remarkable number of films!

A "bendi-penis" sounds like something one might find in the back of an Ann Summers shop. Hehe.
 
posted by [identity profile] leoniedelt.livejournal.com at 07:52am on 02/03/2007
I'm telling you. Where his knees were, and where her legs were, she might as well just have been sitting on his lap while he kissed her.

Even the Kama Sutra doesnt cover sex in that position, its impossible.

Penii dont bend that way. Mark said so when i asked him. *sporfle*
 
posted by [identity profile] leoniedelt.livejournal.com at 10:09am on 02/03/2007
His filmography is FUCXKING HUGE. He ought to be knighted or something.

Look one response up for the bendi penis scene. lol
 
posted by [identity profile] leoniedelt.livejournal.com at 09:45am on 02/03/2007
Ok now i've seen all of his segment of The Necronomicon (1994). I wont bother to review it, its HORRIBLE.

But he's cute. With those wide shoulders and gentle graceful hands. Yes.

Here's a cap of said 'sex' scene - the human body just doesnt bend like that:

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So as far as I can tell, she's sitting in his lap, but there's no way for entry, no way that i can think of unless i'm just not being imaginitive enough...
 
posted by [identity profile] mhr-kara.livejournal.com at 03:59pm on 02/03/2007
0.O



woah..... ;__________;
 
posted by [identity profile] leoniedelt.livejournal.com at 04:22pm on 02/03/2007
I watched it again, for numerous reasins, and beside her knee, is her other knee, covered by blanket. It moves, that's how i know its her knee. So she's just strewn across his lap - must've been quite uncomfortable for him, really...

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